1 00:00:19,847 --> 00:00:23,419 So you're saying that flew to us from the past, 2 00:00:23,499 --> 00:00:26,263 and in the hospital you felt better, 3 00:00:26,343 --> 00:00:29,485 because your stone gives you immortality? 4 00:00:30,310 --> 00:00:31,310 Yes. 5 00:00:32,195 --> 00:00:33,204 - Where are they? - Who? 6 00:00:33,284 --> 00:00:34,164 Stones. 7 00:00:34,244 --> 00:00:35,857 I lost at cards, Lilya stole it from him. 8 00:00:35,937 --> 00:00:37,395 It's a pleasure doing business with you. 9 00:00:37,475 --> 00:00:38,448 So what should we do now? 10 00:00:38,528 --> 00:00:39,547 Where can we look for this Varya? 11 00:00:39,627 --> 00:00:42,296 if we no longer have stones or strength, Is there nothing else at all? 12 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,336 - You're pregnant. - How are you pregnant? 13 00:00:45,699 --> 00:00:46,699 Why? 14 00:00:52,714 --> 00:00:55,479 - Varka, you can’t run far! - Leave me alone! 15 00:00:57,596 --> 00:01:00,020 Proshka, leave me alone! Give it back! 16 00:01:00,100 --> 00:01:01,610 Bark first! 17 00:01:01,690 --> 00:01:04,401 Give it back! Lukerya gave it to me! 18 00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:06,556 What are you doing? I've made a fool of myself! 19 00:01:06,636 --> 00:01:08,204 If you kiss the cat's tail, I'll give it back. 20 00:01:08,284 --> 00:01:11,293 Give back your hat! Proshka! Give it back! 21 00:01:11,373 --> 00:01:13,780 - Eh! Goldfinches! - Be crazy! 22 00:01:22,899 --> 00:01:24,564 - Do boys bully you? - Yes. 23 00:01:25,094 --> 00:01:27,335 Well, give them a bell tower each, and that’s it. 24 00:01:28,038 --> 00:01:29,983 If it rings like that, everyone in Tver will hear it. 25 00:01:31,681 --> 00:01:33,437 I can't reach the bell tower. 26 00:01:34,132 --> 00:01:36,122 She's so tall. 27 00:01:36,202 --> 00:01:37,227 Do you want a secret? 28 00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:40,540 Do you know where the boys' bell tower is? 29 00:01:44,358 --> 00:01:45,358 That's all. 30 00:01:47,272 --> 00:01:48,871 Eh! Get up! 31 00:01:48,951 --> 00:01:51,158 Go play with the girls - it’s more fun with them. 32 00:01:52,740 --> 00:01:53,740 Go, go. 33 00:02:00,224 --> 00:02:02,190 Dad, can I come with you? 34 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:03,836 This is not a woman's business. 35 00:02:04,342 --> 00:02:06,836 Daddy, give me the ruben. 36 00:02:11,077 --> 00:02:12,077 Well rub it. 37 00:02:24,062 --> 00:02:25,000 Varka! 38 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:27,734 Why don’t you have a man? 39 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:33,815 You have to look after a man feed, water, wash clothes. 40 00:02:35,795 --> 00:02:37,304 Worse than cattle, it turns out. 41 00:02:38,645 --> 00:02:41,083 No, you will never get married like that. 42 00:02:41,672 --> 00:02:43,080 Why do I need it? 43 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:44,931 Waking up to someone else's snoring? 44 00:02:46,377 --> 00:02:47,592 Yes, I myself be healthy. 45 00:02:49,492 --> 00:02:51,385 If you get too worked up, come here. 46 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:56,146 Come on, eagle! 47 00:02:56,226 --> 00:02:58,294 Be careful that it doesn't fly into the turnips. 48 00:02:58,374 --> 00:03:00,678 Oh, grandma! What would you know? 49 00:03:01,443 --> 00:03:03,783 It won't fly to me. Catch! 50 00:03:18,146 --> 00:03:20,043 Fedor! Alive? 51 00:03:24,763 --> 00:03:28,529 Listen, adviser, I won’t see that you’re a woman. 52 00:03:28,609 --> 00:03:31,292 Proshka, what are you doing? did you want to climb the bell tower again? 53 00:03:31,953 --> 00:03:33,106 Varka! 54 00:03:33,186 --> 00:03:34,661 Well, why are you calving? 55 00:03:34,741 --> 00:03:36,951 Now Tikhon will come, dress in clean clothes. 56 00:03:37,557 --> 00:03:38,616 You're lucky. 57 00:03:39,328 --> 00:03:41,105 - Give me your hat! - Bark! 58 00:03:44,568 --> 00:03:47,602 Well, look, Tikhon, what a great little girl I have. 59 00:03:47,682 --> 00:03:50,904 - Yes. - Mistress. I cooked cabbage soup and jelly. 60 00:03:51,794 --> 00:03:53,866 - Yes. - Help yourself, Uncle Tikhon. 61 00:03:53,946 --> 00:03:57,087 Well, really! Just like “uncle”. Just "Tikhon". 62 00:03:59,273 --> 00:04:01,306 And there is a good dowry. 63 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:10,370 Come on, girl, turn around. 64 00:04:12,709 --> 00:04:14,056 So I don’t love him. 65 00:04:16,813 --> 00:04:18,990 - Well, who loves husbands? - I won't go. 66 00:04:20,829 --> 00:04:22,673 - Well, then I'll go. - Sit! 67 00:04:25,610 --> 00:04:27,014 You'll be lost without a man. 68 00:04:27,094 --> 00:04:28,319 Why do I need a man? 69 00:04:28,399 --> 00:04:30,131 You taught me everything. 70 00:04:30,211 --> 00:04:33,534 On your own head. Well, you're a woman. You will die as a woman. 71 00:04:34,225 --> 00:04:35,462 And I will go to Moscow. 72 00:04:37,399 --> 00:04:39,717 Yes, people in Moscow are ringing for you at all times. 73 00:04:39,797 --> 00:04:41,755 You'll end up being a tavern girl. 74 00:04:41,835 --> 00:04:43,189 I'll be a cab driver! 75 00:04:45,416 --> 00:04:47,413 I will carry noble people! 76 00:04:47,961 --> 00:04:51,311 And then I’ll build a stone house I’ll take you there too! 77 00:04:51,391 --> 00:04:52,928 The father's word is the law! 78 00:04:54,703 --> 00:04:56,952 He said, you will go for Tikhon - that means you'll go. 79 00:04:57,718 --> 00:05:00,460 If you don’t go, the bastard will force you. 80 00:05:04,827 --> 00:05:07,333 I'll go collect the dowry. 81 00:05:15,441 --> 00:05:16,750 Yours is strange. 82 00:05:17,858 --> 00:05:19,965 “Carrier”, “love”... 83 00:05:21,544 --> 00:05:23,886 Well, it’s a woman - it happens to them. 84 00:05:32,225 --> 00:05:34,783 - But! - Stop! Stand! 85 00:05:46,866 --> 00:05:48,153 Holy shit... 86 00:05:53,266 --> 00:05:56,267 Well, I screwed it up, and then what? 87 00:05:56,941 --> 00:05:59,332 Now we have to wait for the stripes to appear. 88 00:05:59,412 --> 00:06:00,616 Van Gogh, ugh! 89 00:06:02,082 --> 00:06:03,607 Well, what's there? Is there something? 90 00:06:05,758 --> 00:06:07,278 Yeah, it's red. 91 00:06:08,369 --> 00:06:10,328 - One? - One. 92 00:06:13,796 --> 00:06:15,136 Oh no, wait... 93 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:17,551 Here's the second one. 94 00:06:21,157 --> 00:06:22,674 Well, that means she's pregnant. 95 00:06:25,796 --> 00:06:27,945 I don’t believe that a sliver could know that. 96 00:06:30,170 --> 00:06:33,724 Yes, you need to go to the gynecologist - he'll tell you for sure. 97 00:06:33,804 --> 00:06:34,804 To whom? 98 00:06:35,894 --> 00:06:37,922 Well, it's like... ah... 99 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:40,792 midwife, only with a diploma. 100 00:06:41,608 --> 00:06:42,608 With what? 101 00:06:44,342 --> 00:06:47,805 This is a certificate... about education. 102 00:06:49,945 --> 00:06:51,389 About education? 103 00:06:57,365 --> 00:06:59,465 Thank God, at least the car wasn’t stolen outside the Moscow Ring Road. 104 00:07:00,694 --> 00:07:02,012 I almost got into a car. 105 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:04,186 It's good that GLONASS works. 106 00:07:04,890 --> 00:07:07,982 Where to look for this Valerka? He didn't put his address here. 107 00:07:08,062 --> 00:07:09,229 Let me see. 108 00:07:11,490 --> 00:07:12,742 There's something written here. 109 00:07:14,593 --> 00:07:16,821 - Dad, what are you pulling out? Let me see. - Some kind of scribbles. 110 00:07:16,901 --> 00:07:18,452 This is where expertise is needed. 111 00:07:19,245 --> 00:07:22,341 - Give it here, I'm a doctor. - You can sort it out with us, of course. 112 00:07:22,421 --> 00:07:23,683 Valera Kalachov. 113 00:07:25,233 --> 00:07:27,465 Look on the Internet: Valery Kalachov. 114 00:07:27,545 --> 00:07:29,945 Listen, there are such Kalachovs, I'm sure, damn it. 115 00:07:34,952 --> 00:07:37,002 He's an artist. Maybe it's actually a pseudonym. 116 00:07:37,484 --> 00:07:41,561 So yes, he is an artist - You have to look through the tax office. 117 00:07:41,641 --> 00:07:43,703 He’s an artist, which means he works as an individual entrepreneur. 118 00:07:44,243 --> 00:07:45,787 According to OKVED you can break through. 119 00:07:47,179 --> 00:07:48,699 So what? I saw the video. 120 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:51,951 Well, it can be done, actually. Now. 121 00:07:53,085 --> 00:07:54,081 Kolka, handsome! 122 00:07:54,161 --> 00:07:56,127 No wonder the tablet gets stuck all day long. 123 00:08:00,187 --> 00:08:01,566 Valerie, did you see? 124 00:08:05,087 --> 00:08:06,500 What a shame. 125 00:08:07,132 --> 00:08:08,604 Look, there are children walking here. 126 00:08:10,017 --> 00:08:11,532 - Barankina who? - I! 127 00:08:11,612 --> 00:08:13,622 I mean, we... I mean, she, yes. 128 00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:15,408 - Valer, I’m doing something... Well, I don’t know... - Come in! 129 00:08:15,488 --> 00:08:17,547 I don't know either and we need to find out, so that's it. 130 00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:19,419 I don't want to go there. 131 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,364 It's OK. I'm here waiting for you everything is fine. Let's. 132 00:08:22,444 --> 00:08:24,474 - Yes Valer, why? - Everything is fine. 133 00:08:24,554 --> 00:08:26,116 - Hello! All. - Come on in. 134 00:08:27,085 --> 00:08:28,437 Take off your clothes! 135 00:08:28,517 --> 00:08:29,610 Hello! 136 00:08:35,085 --> 00:08:36,388 Just not there! 137 00:08:36,468 --> 00:08:40,329 What are you doing? Damn, you little hand-ass! Where are you going, you dog shit? 138 00:08:40,409 --> 00:08:42,099 Ay! Just not there! No need! 139 00:08:42,179 --> 00:08:45,569 Touch me with your hands again, I'll break your legs! 140 00:08:46,747 --> 00:08:49,560 In general, we are on such We don’t do it early. 141 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:51,040 Well, look, 142 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:53,716 that little dot is your unborn child. 143 00:08:53,796 --> 00:08:55,073 Y-this is this one, right? 144 00:08:57,147 --> 00:08:58,309 That's for sure? 145 00:08:58,389 --> 00:09:00,868 Young man you can stand outside the door. 146 00:09:00,948 --> 00:09:02,184 That's it, I'll keep quiet. 147 00:09:06,584 --> 00:09:09,551 And this is your baby's heartbeat. 148 00:09:12,435 --> 00:09:14,414 This is giving birth in January somewhere, 149 00:09:15,241 --> 00:09:16,828 and there is Feofan’s name day. 150 00:09:17,985 --> 00:09:19,560 Feofan Kalachov. 151 00:09:20,773 --> 00:09:21,797 How do you like it? 152 00:09:22,304 --> 00:09:23,480 Amazing. 153 00:09:25,253 --> 00:09:26,317 What if it's a girl? 154 00:09:27,616 --> 00:09:29,155 Then Feofan is not suitable. 155 00:09:32,152 --> 00:09:33,168 Listen... 156 00:09:34,512 --> 00:09:36,112 are you sure you want to give birth? 157 00:09:37,069 --> 00:09:38,616 Is someone asking me? 158 00:09:39,522 --> 00:09:41,702 Well, it’s like you don’t have to and... 159 00:09:42,811 --> 00:09:43,927 I don't understand. 160 00:09:44,638 --> 00:09:46,243 Well, we have such a tablet: 161 00:09:46,323 --> 00:09:49,526 you drink it and how would this thing... interrupt. 162 00:09:50,538 --> 00:09:52,915 -Are you a fool or are you born that way? - Well, not even married... 163 00:09:52,995 --> 00:09:55,050 Yes Varya, why did I say that? 164 00:09:55,130 --> 00:09:57,387 If you don't want a child, I can handle it myself. 165 00:09:57,467 --> 00:10:00,638 Yes... Yes, I want to, but you and I They didn't even discuss anything. 166 00:10:00,718 --> 00:10:04,270 - It should have been earlier. - What if I'm a bad father? 167 00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:07,200 Well, I’m generally with children I don't know how to handle. 168 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:10,692 That is, you know how to operate a car, you know how to use a coffee maker too, 169 00:10:10,772 --> 00:10:12,525 and you can’t deal with the child? 170 00:10:13,006 --> 00:10:15,424 How will you give birth without documents? 171 00:10:15,504 --> 00:10:18,645 Why did you decide that I would sit here for nine months? 172 00:10:18,725 --> 00:10:20,055 I'll be back. 173 00:10:20,135 --> 00:10:22,600 Moreover, now I nothing holds here. 174 00:10:23,410 --> 00:10:24,410 What about me? 175 00:10:25,186 --> 00:10:27,301 Do whatever you want, I’m not forcing you. 176 00:10:27,741 --> 00:10:33,080 Wait. Okay, let's say you and I are going there, flying - 177 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:35,260 How does this happen for you? — together, right? 178 00:10:37,015 --> 00:10:40,265 We have to prepare somehow, I don’t know, I need to take something with me. 179 00:10:42,835 --> 00:10:43,967 What do we need? 180 00:10:46,678 --> 00:10:48,184 - Well, be careful! Well, where are you going? - Sorry! 181 00:10:48,264 --> 00:10:49,897 In life, the card is not always called... 182 00:10:50,498 --> 00:10:52,225 - Cards are not always golden... - Hello! 183 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:56,363 Are you following me? 184 00:10:56,443 --> 00:10:59,660 No, you just posted a photo, and I was driving by and... 185 00:10:59,740 --> 00:11:01,198 Actually, yes, I stalk a little. 186 00:11:01,278 --> 00:11:05,734 Gosh, sorry, but if you’re for this whole thing... polyamory there... 187 00:11:06,174 --> 00:11:07,506 - What do you mean? - Well, exactly. 188 00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,174 I know that you and Lilya got along. 189 00:11:10,850 --> 00:11:12,615 I'm incredibly happy for you, but... 190 00:11:13,231 --> 00:11:14,705 Listen, who told you this? 191 00:11:14,785 --> 00:11:15,931 Ksyusha, we broke up. 192 00:11:16,011 --> 00:11:17,080 Seriously? 193 00:11:17,612 --> 00:11:18,683 She doesn't think so. 194 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:23,435 Yes, we recently talked to her, She explained everything about you to me in a popular way. 195 00:11:23,515 --> 00:11:27,046 Listen, if you're talking about that incident in the toilet, then it wasn’t Lilya at all. 196 00:11:28,319 --> 00:11:29,320 And who? 197 00:11:31,067 --> 00:11:32,363 Your third girlfriend? 198 00:11:32,970 --> 00:11:35,432 Well, Gosh? Are you hanging out with the twins? Who? 199 00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:39,204 Okay, okay, just promise me that you will listen. 200 00:11:40,359 --> 00:11:42,459 I understand that this sounds like complete nonsense, 201 00:11:43,171 --> 00:11:45,286 but my grandmother flew back from the past. 202 00:11:45,366 --> 00:11:48,657 She had magic stones with her, and with the help of one of these stones 203 00:11:48,737 --> 00:11:50,665 you can transform into any other person. 204 00:11:50,745 --> 00:11:52,617 So right there, in the toilet, it wasn't Lilya 205 00:11:52,697 --> 00:11:54,376 - it was me, you know? - Understand. 206 00:11:55,064 --> 00:11:56,628 - Ksyusha! - Yes, Gosh, I understand. 207 00:11:56,708 --> 00:12:02,054 that you have a mental disorder: you can't stop lying. 208 00:12:02,134 --> 00:12:07,233 Ksyusha, I'm serious. And I was the cleaner. This is true. 209 00:12:07,313 --> 00:12:09,213 And the ass, the marmalade ass, is also mine. 210 00:12:12,203 --> 00:12:13,203 Prove it. 211 00:12:15,204 --> 00:12:18,991 Listen... The situation is like this: the stone was stolen, and now I have... 212 00:12:19,591 --> 00:12:21,790 I'm serious The hunt for them is unreal. 213 00:12:21,870 --> 00:12:23,920 Well, in general, Lilya herself stole it from me... 214 00:12:25,031 --> 00:12:26,000 Gosh... 215 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:27,688 Fuck you. 216 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,724 Yes, I'm telling you the truth! Can you hear? Seriously... 217 00:12:30,804 --> 00:12:32,553 I really liked you 218 00:12:32,633 --> 00:12:35,049 but you constantly lie, every day, to everyone and everything. 219 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:37,050 Can you stop doing this? Maybe life will get better. 220 00:12:37,130 --> 00:12:40,080 Maybe I don't know... Maybe they'll give you twins after this. 221 00:12:41,117 --> 00:12:42,240 Leave me alone! 222 00:12:42,746 --> 00:12:45,247 Please! Best wishes! 223 00:12:58,243 --> 00:13:00,737 - Dad, here! - Yes? Let's go! 224 00:13:04,821 --> 00:13:07,185 Hello! Does Valera Kalachov live here? 225 00:13:07,265 --> 00:13:09,070 Hello! I moved out a long time ago. 226 00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,646 Did he do anything? 227 00:13:11,726 --> 00:13:14,576 No, nothing. Hello! Didn't do anything. 228 00:13:14,656 --> 00:13:15,963 We are the Barankin family. 229 00:13:16,043 --> 00:13:19,418 It’s just that Valera is meeting with our... with my daughter 230 00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:21,008 Well, he wants to marry her. 231 00:13:21,543 --> 00:13:23,785 We first wanted meet with relatives. 232 00:13:23,865 --> 00:13:25,962 Oh, what happiness! Come on in! 233 00:13:26,042 --> 00:13:28,442 - Yeah, thanks. - You can’t talk in the corridor. 234 00:13:29,030 --> 00:13:30,256 Lena, come quickly! 235 00:13:31,382 --> 00:13:33,396 And this is my second daughter. 236 00:13:39,702 --> 00:13:42,810 - Is this all for the child? - Yes, only the most necessary. 237 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:45,668 Why the shoes? They don’t go for the first year. 238 00:13:45,748 --> 00:13:48,260 Yes, but these are some special ones, they are orthopedic. 239 00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:51,230 There is an insole so that it can be formed right foot and... 240 00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:53,052 - What is this? - It's a mixture. 241 00:13:54,110 --> 00:13:56,608 Oh, or you're probably breastfeeding you will feed, right? 242 00:13:56,688 --> 00:13:58,688 I don’t understand, is there anything else you can do? 243 00:13:58,768 --> 00:14:02,330 Well, it’s a powder, you stir it and... Got it. 244 00:14:04,532 --> 00:14:06,900 - What is this? - Diapers. 245 00:14:08,212 --> 00:14:09,966 - Under what? - Well... 246 00:14:10,046 --> 00:14:12,825 Ah, I understand! Diapers. 247 00:14:14,056 --> 00:14:16,794 Why white? Well, it nails it right away. 248 00:14:16,874 --> 00:14:18,775 Well, they are disposable: 249 00:14:18,855 --> 00:14:21,055 the child went there - and that's it, you can throw it away. 250 00:14:22,087 --> 00:14:24,750 Well, never mind, one is enough. If anything happens, we'll wash it. 251 00:14:25,599 --> 00:14:27,318 Yes, no one erases them, as it were... 252 00:14:27,844 --> 00:14:29,384 Nobody washes their panties? 253 00:14:32,425 --> 00:14:36,149 Dear Mr May, I think that we will start in five minutes, 254 00:14:36,229 --> 00:14:38,157 so maybe you some coffee, tea? 255 00:14:38,237 --> 00:14:40,447 What is he sitting listening to? I don't know, is there amber there? 256 00:14:42,429 --> 00:14:44,156 That's it, he's ready. Literally. 257 00:14:44,236 --> 00:14:45,936 This is the programmer who developed it. 258 00:14:46,415 --> 00:14:48,259 Well done for coming. Where have you been, huh? 259 00:14:48,339 --> 00:14:50,076 Yes, I have everything ready. Turn on your presentation. 260 00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,395 We have problems: we have on Android works every other time. 261 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:55,166 Everything was removed. If he asks, you will say that everything is settled. 262 00:14:55,246 --> 00:14:56,246 OK. 263 00:14:59,585 --> 00:15:03,657 Today we present to you release version of "FaceHunter". 264 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:05,729 We have finalized everything 265 00:15:05,809 --> 00:15:09,391 and now cross-country ability of our algorithms is... 266 00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:16,100 146 percent. 267 00:15:17,406 --> 00:15:21,735 We caught a large number of bugs, namely... 268 00:15:23,309 --> 00:15:25,145 24,000? 269 00:15:26,665 --> 00:15:30,670 24,000 critical errors was eliminated by us. 270 00:15:32,654 --> 00:15:36,824 We are confident that FaceHunter a great future awaits. 271 00:15:46,127 --> 00:15:49,187 They say you have problems with the Android system. 272 00:15:53,547 --> 00:15:55,636 Indeed, you know there were such problems 273 00:15:55,716 --> 00:15:58,589 but we fixed them immediately. 274 00:16:01,805 --> 00:16:04,391 Mr May asks you to answer honestly. 275 00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:11,980 We didn't fix anything, really. 276 00:16:12,844 --> 00:16:15,262 And, in general, this is no longer interesting to me. 277 00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:22,135 A hundred... um... This... Don't translate this for him. Now. 278 00:16:24,171 --> 00:16:27,009 - What, he’s a goner, or what? What are you doing? - I'm quitting. 279 00:16:29,116 --> 00:16:31,606 - You were outbid, or what? - You can say so. 280 00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:34,302 - I'm a stand-up comedian now. - Stand-up comedian? 281 00:16:35,482 --> 00:16:37,182 Who even does this crap? 282 00:16:38,133 --> 00:16:39,089 What are you doing? 283 00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:42,150 I think you can handle this without me. 284 00:16:49,571 --> 00:16:50,762 Nihao! Sorry! 285 00:16:52,690 --> 00:16:55,238 Zis from May Friend, Hee from Stand-Up Comedian. 286 00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:56,537 Hi vont tu bi e bum. 287 00:17:06,441 --> 00:17:08,134 Do I have Alzheimer's? 288 00:17:08,991 --> 00:17:10,822 Well then, I also have Alzheimer's. 289 00:17:10,902 --> 00:17:12,731 No, Alzheimer's manifests itself differently. 290 00:17:12,811 --> 00:17:13,813 How is that? 291 00:17:13,893 --> 00:17:15,872 Never mind, you won’t remember anyway. 292 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,509 And here comes the seagulls! 293 00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:22,129 Oh, I can't see well. 294 00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:25,918 This one, with the mustache, is Dima, my son, 295 00:17:26,390 --> 00:17:28,988 and here is his granddaughter and grandson next to him, 296 00:17:30,124 --> 00:17:31,918 Polinochka and Valerka. 297 00:17:32,757 --> 00:17:35,922 But they rarely come now, everyone has their own life. 298 00:17:37,037 --> 00:17:38,256 Take some tea. 299 00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:41,724 - Do you even understand what the joke is? - What? 300 00:17:41,804 --> 00:17:46,174 Well, if the father of this Valerka looks so much like our Lyosha, and this one... 301 00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,860 Polina is so similar to me, 302 00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:51,390 then it means that we have with them there are some common genes. 303 00:17:52,053 --> 00:17:53,603 How could they be transmitted to us? 304 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,491 Only if Varvara gives birth to Valerka. 305 00:17:59,811 --> 00:18:01,200 Lesh, did you understand anything? 306 00:18:01,905 --> 00:18:02,903 Well... 307 00:18:02,983 --> 00:18:04,533 Are you really not kidding me? 308 00:18:05,164 --> 00:18:07,885 Valerka is our great-great-great-great-great... 309 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:09,788 right... 310 00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:12,403 great and many more great-great-grandfathers, 311 00:18:12,483 --> 00:18:14,690 he only lives in the present, and not in the past. 312 00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,011 This... 313 00:18:17,091 --> 00:18:19,850 This turns out to be Varvara should fly here 314 00:18:19,930 --> 00:18:21,680 and only then return to the past? 315 00:18:22,388 --> 00:18:23,818 I'm a fool, huh! 316 00:18:24,747 --> 00:18:26,533 There was no need to stop them let them continue... 317 00:18:26,613 --> 00:18:27,613 Yes, yes, yes. 318 00:18:28,124 --> 00:18:29,273 Pauline? 319 00:18:29,353 --> 00:18:31,105 Andrey? Dima? 320 00:18:32,062 --> 00:18:33,706 Are you kidding me? 321 00:18:39,027 --> 00:18:41,994 We need to take two more bags of sugar, Well, if it's inexpensive. 322 00:18:42,671 --> 00:18:44,947 Well, if it’s expensive, we’ll split it. 323 00:18:45,027 --> 00:18:45,990 What? 324 00:18:47,184 --> 00:18:50,102 - Well, we'll pay in installments. - We'll fly away. 325 00:18:51,008 --> 00:18:53,292 No problem, they'll take it off the card. 326 00:18:55,951 --> 00:18:58,014 Listen, maybe... 327 00:18:58,921 --> 00:19:01,055 Well... let's stay for a while? 328 00:19:01,135 --> 00:19:05,124 There, a year or two, and then, you see, If you like it, we'll stay completely, huh? 329 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,950 Valerie, we’ve already discussed everything. 330 00:19:08,779 --> 00:19:10,207 Well yes, yes... 331 00:19:12,233 --> 00:19:16,449 You just have poverty, hunger there, life expectancy 33 years. 332 00:19:17,429 --> 00:19:18,520 And that's enough for us. 333 00:19:19,047 --> 00:19:21,622 Your Internet is not there. 334 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:24,083 You will have a lot of free time. 335 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:27,628 What if I don't have immunity? to your illnesses? 336 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,534 What are you sick with right now? Scurvy? Typhus? Plague? 337 00:19:29,614 --> 00:19:30,864 I don't want to die from them. 338 00:19:31,843 --> 00:19:34,455 Valerie, we have the stone of immortality. 339 00:19:35,770 --> 00:19:38,320 No, of course if you want to stay, stay. 340 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,331 So, where is the stone? 341 00:19:44,210 --> 00:19:46,260 So you can't come back without him? 342 00:19:47,945 --> 00:19:49,195 I understand correctly, right? 343 00:19:52,657 --> 00:19:55,349 - Valerie, don’t be stupid! - I know you will forgive me later. 344 00:19:55,429 --> 00:19:57,429 - No! - This is for the sake of our common future. 345 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,796 - No! - Van Gogh! 346 00:20:07,719 --> 00:20:10,070 - Valerka, you fool! What have you done? - Found! 347 00:20:13,616 --> 00:20:15,559 Fuck! What the hell kind of breed is this? 348 00:20:15,639 --> 00:20:17,742 Entrance! Let's! Varya is up there. 349 00:20:17,822 --> 00:20:19,439 Let's run! Faster, faster! 350 00:20:20,993 --> 00:20:24,709 In short, we didn’t understand everything that way from the start. 351 00:20:24,789 --> 00:20:26,804 Valerka is our great-grandfather... 352 00:20:27,343 --> 00:20:30,593 uh... from which you should... um... so to speak... 353 00:20:31,071 --> 00:20:32,767 - Conceive. - Well done. 354 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:38,785 Well, for... Conceive, yes, all of us, I mean, our kind. 355 00:20:39,563 --> 00:20:41,749 Yes, we kind of... already. 356 00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:43,518 What? 357 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:45,390 I mean... 358 00:20:53,685 --> 00:20:54,832 Come quickly. 359 00:20:54,912 --> 00:20:55,971 So what are you... 360 00:20:56,866 --> 00:20:58,390 We can congratulate you, right? 361 00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:01,942 So that means everything is correct. 362 00:21:02,022 --> 00:21:05,825 That's it, all that's left to do is return it stones back and send you back. 363 00:21:06,616 --> 00:21:09,614 - Exactly. - What does “return” mean? 364 00:21:10,671 --> 00:21:13,976 Well... the story... is complicated, 365 00:21:14,056 --> 00:21:17,687 but you have your own stone immortality with yourself? 366 00:21:20,108 --> 00:21:22,437 - Um... - Well, how can I say it? 367 00:21:23,944 --> 00:21:24,944 Wha... 368 00:21:26,271 --> 00:21:30,451 - Like children. Your mother! - Beautiful! My! 369 00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:34,604 No, well, at least now it’s clear, Why didn’t the dog hurt himself? 370 00:21:35,429 --> 00:21:37,336 Where can I find this dog? Why are we sitting here, huh? 371 00:21:37,416 --> 00:21:40,129 Here, Mikhalych, he fell out there. 372 00:21:40,209 --> 00:21:42,496 - Yes, and ran. - Where do you... 373 00:21:42,576 --> 00:21:44,950 People, now It's not very convenient to talk. 374 00:21:45,030 --> 00:21:46,952 Lyosh, are you completely crazy? It's inconvenient for him! 375 00:21:47,530 --> 00:21:49,786 How are you doing with your son? don't you want to know? 376 00:21:49,866 --> 00:21:51,476 What are you doing? What's wrong with your son? 377 00:21:51,556 --> 00:21:55,331 Everything is fine, there, standing near the window, playing with a knife. What are you doing? 378 00:21:55,411 --> 00:21:57,243 Yes? You have a squirrel, or what? 379 00:21:57,323 --> 00:22:00,025 And then who is all the grimy returned home? 380 00:22:00,105 --> 00:22:01,170 Kolya, wave to dad! 381 00:22:02,628 --> 00:22:04,380 Tell Gosha that I will kill him. 382 00:22:04,460 --> 00:22:05,649 I'll definitely pass it on. 383 00:22:06,271 --> 00:22:09,102 - Luda, I'll call you back. - Lesh, you’re completely gone, or what? 384 00:22:09,182 --> 00:22:11,449 What kind of family do you have? it's so moronic there! 385 00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:15,459 - Guys! Guys! - What? 386 00:22:16,733 --> 00:22:18,590 Quiet. This is not Kolya. 387 00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:20,870 This is Velimir. 388 00:22:22,102 --> 00:22:23,638 -Who-who? - Velimir. 389 00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:26,271 We need to take it while it's small. Let's go. 390 00:22:27,155 --> 00:22:28,295 - Carefully. - Quiet. 391 00:22:41,614 --> 00:22:43,674 Lyosha, what kind of father are you? 392 00:22:43,754 --> 00:22:46,294 Couldn't tell my own son apart It’s unclear from whom. 393 00:22:47,626 --> 00:22:49,364 And you distinguished everything, huh? 394 00:22:49,444 --> 00:22:51,022 Okay, that's it, you've tired me. 395 00:22:51,860 --> 00:22:53,045 It's time to say goodbye. 396 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,411 Thank you, it was not boring with you. 397 00:22:57,491 --> 00:22:59,437 Wait, wait! Ah... 398 00:22:59,517 --> 00:23:01,060 You want my dog, right? 399 00:23:01,743 --> 00:23:03,440 How will you find her without me? 400 00:23:03,932 --> 00:23:05,622 I guess I'll leave you alone. 401 00:23:05,702 --> 00:23:08,270 Well done, Valerochka! And you don’t care about your relatives. 402 00:23:08,350 --> 00:23:13,366 Listen, don't take it upon yourself, leave Varvara - she's pregnant. 403 00:23:13,446 --> 00:23:16,110 - I just need my stone. - Well, here it is, a stone. 404 00:23:16,190 --> 00:23:18,762 It takes a lot of people to find a stone, 405 00:23:18,842 --> 00:23:22,027 to, well, comb the area there, look for it, right? 406 00:23:22,107 --> 00:23:23,149 - Yeah. - Yes, yes. 407 00:23:24,971 --> 00:23:27,224 If in two hours I won't have any stones 408 00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:30,390 you can say goodbye to your Varvara. 409 00:23:37,287 --> 00:23:38,287 Var! 410 00:23:40,358 --> 00:23:41,691 Where should I bring it? 411 00:23:43,749 --> 00:23:44,923 South Port. 412 00:23:49,758 --> 00:23:50,680 Bald! 413 00:23:51,711 --> 00:23:52,751 How about untie? 414 00:23:53,376 --> 00:23:55,425 - On your feet... - Come on. 415 00:23:55,505 --> 00:23:56,526 Stand! 416 00:23:57,161 --> 00:23:58,477 The traffic jams are hellish. 417 00:23:59,363 --> 00:24:00,391 Am I late? 418 00:24:01,970 --> 00:24:05,295 - Ugh! - No, you're just in time. 419 00:24:06,305 --> 00:24:08,135 Help! 420 00:24:08,604 --> 00:24:11,336 People! I'm here! 421 00:24:15,797 --> 00:24:19,077 But what do you need these stones for? Why have you been chasing them for 200 years? 422 00:24:19,157 --> 00:24:21,033 Do you want to be worthy of God? 423 00:24:22,085 --> 00:24:23,711 Give me back the stone! 424 00:24:23,791 --> 00:24:26,324 Mikhalych gathers everyone and says, a matter of life and death. 425 00:24:26,404 --> 00:24:28,020 - Which Mikhalych? - Barankin. 426 00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:31,005 - Is everything your family too? - Give back the stones in a good way!